Nuggets of Joy

Aaron: Dad!  I'm keeping Mom in business!
Adam: You're keeping her in business?
Aaron:  No....I'm keeping Mom....company. 

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{During Family Home Evening}

AJ: Mom, did you lose your soul?

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Melia: (singing) The wheels on the bus go round and round...

{silence}

Me: Round and round?
Melia: DON'T TALK TO ME!  I'm singing right now.

Me: Oh. Well excuse me!
Melia: (surprised) Ah! Did you sneeze?